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12.06.2025 04:36

Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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